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Joke of the Day

"""Someone called me a butterface today! Is that bad?"" ""Well it's *half* a compliment."""

"Girls at hooters may be hot. but when it comes down to it, the ladies at subway are the real wife material.."

"Why don't Germans like humour? Because it's inefficient!"

"This cat poop tastes like I'm about to get yelled at. -- Dogs"

"Air Bud trembles in fear after the opposing team drapes a basketball jersey over a vacuum cleaner and puts it on their starting lineup."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? I don't think Bush did a cow..."

"Why did Hitler invade Hungary? Because he can't resist a HungAryan :)"

"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls? Sparky"

"Started playing with the self-retracting cord on my vacuum to find out how much weight it can pull; long story short, I'm Batman now."

"I, for one, completely agree with Hitler's plan... ...to kill himself. ____________________________________ Besides, if it wasn't for Hitler, who else would we compare our enemies to?"