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Joke of the Day
"Everyone has a thigh gap... ...when they're doing the splits."
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"Just got out of a 13 month coma Just in time to see my child born!"
"""Can you cook dinner tonight?"" Can't. New meds say I can't operate any heavy machinery and that stove doesn't look light"
"What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!"
"What do you call a black guy and an indian guy flying a plane? Pilots.......you racist idiot."
"Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ? Because it's always a THAI game."
"I went to the doctor to have a large mole removed from my penis... ...If it happens again they'll inform the police."
"Girls who use tanning beds either have no concept of what they actually look like or have advanced fantasies about being a waffle."
"I want to die peacefully, like my grandfather Not screaming, like the people in the bus he was driving."
"Do You Know Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!!"