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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna have an Avengers themed birthday party But don't tell anyone, I'm trying to keep it Loki."

"So America won gold for shooting in the Olympics. No suprise there."

"What do you call a group of JD Salingers? A Humble Hindi Bundle."

"Why is OP's dog never satisfied? They don't do liver"

"FRIEND: Australia has 9 of the 10 world's deadliest snakes ME: OMG ONE ESCAPED?!"

"A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck... Bar tender looks at him and says, ""I guess I'll let you hang out but you better not start anything."""

"Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA? General Pao's chicken."

"What do women call men under 6 inches? Friends."

"Kylie Jenner's nipple goes viral She should probably see a doctor"

"Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on? Asking for a freak."