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Joke of the Day
"What's the heaviest soup in Asia? Wonton soup!"
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"Pete Carroll was approached by a hooker last night but he said ""I'll pass"""
"Two prostitutes were walking down the street when one said to the other ""Girl, we're gonna be making some money tonight. I can smell dick in the air."" The other says ""Bitch please. I just burped."""
"I tried to cook something from scratch..and ended up summoning a demon."
"I've decided to get a couple tattoos. On my right knee I'm going to get ""Disney."" And on my left... dat-knee."
"You can't let me into the club? Maybe my friend Benjamin Franklin can persuade you... *comes back 45 mins later in a bad wig, holding a kite*"
"I hate Sharknado, it is SO unrealistic. Rain? In California? Did they even pretend to research for this movie?"
"Me: I just want to sleep! Brain: AND I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT EVERY LIFE CHOICE YOU'VE EVER MADE! Bladder: Oh & don't forget about me."
"I like to surprise cross-eyed people they never see it coming"
"The place I store my loud elf Shhh elf"