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Joke of the Day

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not five because my basements still dark..."

"What's the difference between men and women when watching video? The phrase ""I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film."" usually has a completely different meaning."

"Why is it called PMS? Because mad cow disease was already taken."

"Missus and I splitting. I blame her new job. Ever since she started at EA, our definitions of ""exclusive"" have really diverged."

"I think Adam Johnson should remain on FIFA 16 Because it means that kids will get to play with him for once"

"Why do owls not mate when it's raining? Toowet Towoo"

"How much did the pirate charge for corn? He sold them for a buccaneer."

"What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common? They both like a tight seal."

"My ex-wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! Ya see its funny because marriage is terrible."

"At the end of the day, it's 11:59pm."