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"The women who are attracted to me all have one thing in common...[your punchline here] write your own punchline"

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"What do Trump supporters and Flat Earthers have in common? They both hate globalists."
"What do you call a fish that stands out? Out of plaice."
"I've started a new business making statues of people who can tell the future... ...so far, I'm making a prophet."
"Why are envelopes and papers white? Because blackmail is illegal."
"[interview] ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Superman: Seriously?"
"Lost my wristwatch at a party once. A guy stepped on it while sexually harassing a girl. I punched him straight in the chin, knocking him out. Nobody does that to a girl, not on my watch."
"What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob."
"What did the gay guy say to his lover when they were going on vacation? ""Hey, can you help me pack my shit?"""
"What do men and tile floors have in common? ...if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years."
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