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Joke of the Day
"My coworkers think I'm always busy but I'm really just trying to remember my password."
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"Sex with me Is like the Challenger Mission It Killed a teachers career"
"What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison."
"A cowboy walks into a gay bar... He says to the bartender, ""I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a cow's balls."" The bartender replies ""Moo?"""
"As far as I know original golf joke So what does a bogey have in common with a dead golfer? One too many strokes."
"[dog walking a human] *walks by a coffeeshop with its door open* HUMAN: *tries to sprint in* COFFEE DOG: woah boy *pulls leash* easy there"
"I told my doctor I abused drugs last night. Doctor:how? me: I punched my bottle of vicodin"
"What's grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement? A wolf. I threw in the cement to make it hard."
"Behind closed doors, Rachael Ray prefers the sluttier olive oils."
"the flight attendant came down the aisle holding out a bag of trash to me and i was like ""sure what the hell"" and grabbed a couple pieces"