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Joke of the Day

"Sex with me Is like the Challenger Mission It Killed a teachers career"

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"A highlighter is just a regular lighter that knows how to have a good time."
"Fun prank: a chameleon exhibit with no chameleon."
"USA to Russia:"" What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner? ""Turkey"""
"What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it? A Sioux Flay"
"Why did the shark go to the doctors? Because he didn't feel very whale"
"Fashion Facts - Adam was the first designer- with his Eden line of clothing Eve wore his first creation- the ribbed t-shirt with fig leaf"
"Here is my period story Period. End of story."
"How does Microsoft count to 10? 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
"What do you call a pun in a marathon? A running joke"