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Joke of the Day
"Sex with me Is like the Challenger Mission It Killed a teachers career"
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"I got my little brother a Cisformer for his birthday It's like a transformer, but it starts out as a car and stays that way"
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day... teach a man to fish and you create a market for bait and tackle."
"""Action, camera, lights!"" - dyslexic and now unemployed director"
"How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb? One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me."
"funny joke I thought my son would be happy that I bought him a trampoline. But ohhhh noooo, all he wants to do is sit around and cry in his wheelchair."
"[Walmart customer service] ME: i want to talk to the manager. MANAGER: hi sir is there a problem? ME: no, i just want to talk."
"applebees is a word that starts off pretty tame but takes a dangerous twist"
"The thing about midgets and dwarfs... they have very little in common."
"Two words that would mean the end of Twitter - Miley Bieber."