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Joke of the Day

"A cowboy walks into a gay bar... He says to the bartender, ""I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a cow's balls."" The bartender replies ""Moo?"""

"Curiosity should start overthrowing the local government and drilling for oil any minute now."

"I used to know a very professional scarecrow He was outstanding in his field."

"What do you call three brothers taking acid together? Triplets"

"Be careful when you're watching a movie with your wife. You're gonna get blamed for whatever the guy in the movie does."

"They grow up so fast. My nephew lost his first tooth Saturday night In a fight a with a bouncer"

"I love watching the wife sleep. Not so much the husband."

"What does weed and the Quran have in common? If you burn it you get stoned"

"Guys, this may all be some sort of marketing ploy, but if the email I just received is accurate then local singles want to fuck."

"the ""i'm revealing my deepest insecurities to you with hope that you don't use them to utterly destroy me"" is silent in ""i love you"""