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Joke of the Day
"I told my doctor I abused drugs last night. Doctor:how? me: I punched my bottle of vicodin"
Next Joke
"What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it? A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?"
"Bernie Sanders and Google Fiber walk into a bar. And all of Reddit gave it an upvote."
"I broke up with my boyfriend. He was such a jerk. What a goat! -Don't you mean pig? No. He tried to eat my couch!"
"chemistry a male and female atom are in a bar. the male goes to the female and makes a terrible pickup line for her. somehow it worked and it didn't take long for the chemistry to start."
"Best African soccer team EVER! the French National team..."
"Another off color limerick A sperm, alack and forsooth Was at it's moment of sexual truth It had hoped to fall On the womb's spongy wall But was dashed to it's death on a tooth!"
"I never sign anything until I pretend to read it first.."
"furniture disease i just got home from the doctor's and i have really bad news. turns out i have the furniture disease. its where your chest hangs down past your drawers"
"What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside? A Navel Destroyer."