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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about that new movie, ""Constipation""? ...No? That's because it hasn't come out yet."

"Whats the difference between the Titanic and EA servers. The Titanic only went down once."

"*explosiom of light* *univrse is created* *earth forms* *plants grow* *a grape fals off a vine adn drys* evreythimg hapens for a raisin"

"""Dad, is that a bear outside the tent?"" ""No."" ""OK."" ""Hold still."" ""What're you putting on me?"" ""Sunscreen."" ""It smells like ketchup."" ""Shhh"""

"George Washington Today What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now? Scratchin' the inside of his coffin."

"A Native American man walks into a hotel in Las Vegas. The receptionist asks, ""Do you have a reservation?"""

"Don't be part of the problem, be the whole problem"

"78% of black people like sex in the shower. The other 22% haven't been to prison yet."

"When's the best time to see an optometrist? When you can't."

"How do you make beef stew? Tell a cow they're being watched."