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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about that new movie, ""Constipation""? ...No? That's because it hasn't come out yet."

"Apparently White men can't jump! Yeah? well black men can't act!"

"I almost got fired for watching internet porn at work. Instead I got fired for masturbating."

"Single beds Should date more."

"*intercom comes on* ""Would the owner of a white Jetta with headlight eyelashes please report to the front desk so u can be shot in the face"""

"What type of fighting technique do amputees practice? Partial arts."

"Daffy-nition for indefinitely... .... ... Indefinitely (adv.) In def in it lee .... .... .... When your balls are slapping up against her ass you're in definitely!"

"First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug."

"My grief counselor died last week. Luckily, he was so good I didn't give a shit"

"What did onlookers say to the Wright Brothers as they took off? BYE PLANE"