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Joke of the Day
"How do you make beef stew? Tell a cow they're being watched."
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"My boss yelled at me yesterday ""It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!"" I said, ""Probably that it's Friday?""..."
"My girlfriend says she's going to leave me because I have a gambling problem But I think she's bluffing."
"What phrase describes both my personal life and how I feel about the /r/Ama-ggedon? Fuck /u/kn0thing"
"Damn girl, are you alcohol? Because I've had too much of you and I'm going to throw up."
"It's Facebook's 10th birthday today. Let's all click ""Maybe"" on the event invite and then not show up."
"What did one paedophile say to the other? Swap you two fives for a ten"
"The freebie-jeebies That feeling you get when someone creepy buys you a drink without asking."
"Imagine William Shatner -Knock knock. -Who's there? - Genghis -Genghis who? -KHHHHAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!"
"What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet? On a scale from one to ten, urinate."