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Joke of the Day
"Don't be part of the problem, be the whole problem"
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"How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck"
"Please don't ask me what something means or who someone is from your device which has access to the internet."
"I would make an alliance of agnostics... but I'm not sure how I feel about that."
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"Innkeeper: The room is $45 per night. It's $35 if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."
"My ex had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more evil I still don't know how much she charged him though."