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Joke of the Day

"Don't be part of the problem, be the whole problem"

"Did you hear about the insomniac, dyslexic, obsessive compulsive butcher? He used to lay in bed at night worrying about why he constantly weighed a steak."

"I'm 72 minutes in trying to reverse whatever my 3 y/o nephew did in one second to the TV remote."

"what is worse than the holocaust 6 million jews"

"(Amazingly, an original joke!) Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies? In a Mau5oleum!"

"What is a sorcerer's least favorite disease? A staff infection"

"I destroyed the garden yesterday. Thankfully I'm off the antibiotics Monday."

"Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic? He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere."

"Who steals all the soap in the bathroom? The robber ducky"

"I'm so sick and tired of all the Internet bullying. ""My password is NOT weak. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME!"""