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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between the Titanic and EA servers. The Titanic only went down once."

"What do air and sex have in common? Neither is terribly important until you're not getting any."

"Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."

"Since I started looking, I've noticed instances of confirmation bias all over Reddit."

"I got 99 karma but link ain't one."

"Why is the term ""genitals"" plural? Do I have another penis I'm not aware of?"

"Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp? There is no afterlife."

"You know those slices of American cheese you get from the supermarket? You're not going to be able to buy those anymore. Since Trump is going to make America grate again, apparently."

"Back in my day... You could go into a corner store with a dollar and come out with two Cokes, three candy bars, and a magazine. Now, fucking security cameras everywhere."

"Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds."