202078

Joke of the Day

"George Washington Today What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now? Scratchin' the inside of his coffin."

"I head the singer of ""Chandelier"" is visiting my town I'm looking out for her, but I just can't Sia!"

"What's the diffrence between Math and Emos? Math problems actually exist"

"This election has been a bit like watching porn... The hype was fun but now it's over I'm disgusted by what I'm watching."

"What is the only thing standing between me and being rich? I haven't hit Reddit gold yet."

"I used to have a fear of speed bumps But I'm slowly getting over it"

"""The more the merrier!"" usually means ""oh, you overheard us making those plans, huh?"""

"Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open."

"I need another name for a dinosaur. I should consult the Thesaurus."

"There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation."