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Joke of the Day
"What idiot called it blood spatter instead of axe body spray"
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"""Grapey."" -me after every wine at the wine-tasting"
"Why do seagulls live by the Sea..? ..Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it."
"Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!"
"I'm so oblivious to someone flirting with me that if they told me to take my shirt off I'd assume it was because I spilled something on it"
"I couldn't finish my dinner , so the waitress asked me: ""do you wana box for that ?"" I responded "" no , but i'll arm wrestle you for it """
"Why did Obi Wan not kill Anakin when he had the chance? Because Anakin was ... unarmed."
"Just a reminder: Don't forget to check under your bed for Carrot Top every night!"
"China has recently banned puns. In hindsight it might be a punenforcable law."
"What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman? She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out? Bruce's up for the evening."