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Joke of the Day

"What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman? She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out? Bruce's up for the evening."

"I'm going to start making my own baby food... What's the best cut of baby?"

"Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7.938? It was being irrational."

"So, as I was bleeding internally... ...I was dying inside. (bad joke)"

"Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites."

"One of the main goals for Republicans is to close our Borders. Well, mission accomplished. I hear they're going after Books-A-Million next."

"I asked my dad what the deadliest weapon known to man is. He said 'you came out of it'."

"Bernie Sanders"

"I HATE when people use song lyrics as their status! It makes. me wanna SHOUT! Kick my heels back and SHOUT! Throw my arms up and SHOUT..Etc."