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Joke of the Day

"I'm so oblivious to someone flirting with me that if they told me to take my shirt off I'd assume it was because I spilled something on it"

"Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery? Because they have no attachments."

"Why was the Nigerian toddler crying? He was going through mid life crisis."

"How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey? With his Shtick."

"I started work at a drilling site and left soon after. It was a boring job."

"What do you get when you cross a drinking vessel filled with soda with a smoked meat product? Cupicola! ... HAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA Hahaha ha I'll see myself out"

"This guy told me he got a puppy for his wife... ...wish I could make a trade like that!"

"What's black and yellow and doesn't float? A bulldozer."

"People that over-exaggerate are the absolute worst."

"Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits' feet."