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Joke of the Day

"China has recently banned puns. In hindsight it might be a punenforcable law."

"Advice for all girls: You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. But you catch the most flies with corpses."

"I like to torture my kids by buying them a new Xbox game, and then taking them to the zoo all day."

"How do Reavers clean their spears? They send them through the Wash."

"A man gets pulled over by a female cop. He asks ""what seems to be the problem, officer?"", and the cop responds, ""oh, nothing."" EDIT: Weee, this is my first time on the front page."

"A Black Widow joke Q: How do you kill a Black Widow? A: You take away her food stamps Was told his one at a family reunion, don't know how old but thought it was funny as hell!"

"How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers? Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?"

"Yo mama is so fat that she is voting for Sanders COLONEL SANDERS"

"What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged? Notice me sin() !!!"

"Why do native american's hate snow? Because it's white & on their land."