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Joke of the Day

"Just a reminder: Don't forget to check under your bed for Carrot Top every night!"

"Why don't you see any slow black people? They're all in jail."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today They must have been laced or something cause I've been trippin all day."

"How do you make a hormone? It's easy they usually fake it anyway"

"""Why is that cotton candy talking?"" ""Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"""

"Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population."

"DOCTOR: Im sorry, I can't see you right now ME: [wearing my new camouflage suit] lol that is so awesome"

"SON: Daddy, I keep hearing noises from my closet. I think a monster's in there. ME: Yeah, why do you think mom and I chose the other room?"

"A xenophobe eh? I'm scared of the warrior princess too but I wouldn't call it a phobia."

"Sometimes I answer your rhetorical questions because I think you are that stupid."