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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't finish my dinner , so the waitress asked me: ""do you wana box for that ?"" I responded "" no , but i'll arm wrestle you for it """

"I got a new job circumcizing elephants The pay isn't great but the tips are enormous"

"Relationship Joke A man asks his wife, ""What would you do if I won the lottery?"" His wife says, ""Take half and leave your ass!"" The man replies, ""Great! I won 12 bucks, here is six, now get out!"""

"Rome wasn't built in a day. But part of it was."

"What did the tranny say to their surgeon ? Keep the change"

"A Buddhist monk walks up to a Hotdog vender and says ""Make me one with everything"""

"Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil? It's pointless"

"I'm great in bed; I can sleep for days."

"Her: We have rats! Me: We do? Her: Look something gnawed thru this package of cookies! Me: (wipes crumbs from my mouth) I'll buy traps."

"The Food Pyramid http://imgur.com/hugGqpi"