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Joke of the Day
"""Nothing is certain, except death and taxis."" Don't you mean ""ta-- *gets run over by a cab*"
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"Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity?"
"Every month I clean my shower with an ammonia based solution... ... Which is ironic because ammonia is what made it dirty in the first place."
"I laughed a lot harder than I should have Man: do you know why fat people are so comfortable? Lady: why? Man : because they eat so much comfort food"
"lol these ppl ""don't see race"" right up until you start making beloved fictional characters black, then they're 18th century anthropologists"
"How many Mexicans Does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"
"Why did Star Wars episodes 4,5,6 come before 1,2,3? Because in charge of planning, yoda was."
"The Beatles were so full of shit. They only used that yellow submarine residence for tax purposes."
"My original account got suspended for aggressive behavior and they haven't even seen me in bed yet."
"I just realized the Dictionary.com app on my phone, reads out any word I type, including 'penis'. I can't wait for that meeting tomorrow."