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Joke of the Day

"Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity?"

"I get turned on by my Maths teacher... ... because she is the reciprocal of cosC"

"Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) ."

"I'm insensitive I don't get the sense of words."

"Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites."

"Describe your latest laid with a movie title! ""The Lone Ranger"" ""Home Alone"" ""Bend It Like Beckham"" Now it's your turn!"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter. He won't come anyway."

"[Couples counseling] ""It's not good to keep these things bottles up, you know"" Okay, fine *opens jar of wasps*"

"So last year I dressed up as a bop it for Halloween... I should've known I'd end up in jail"

"It's raining in Italy That's why it has the shape of a boot and not a flip flop."