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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans Does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"
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"MOM don't come in I'm watching porn on my phone. just slide the grilled cheese under the door"
"what do you call a high Rowan Atkinson? Baked bean."
"I was speaking to a black man the other day, when I said I suffered from Deuteranopia he asked 'Are you being racist?' I said 'no, I don't see colour'"
"The horror of hearing the anesthesiologist say, ""YOLO,"" as he puts you under."
"Told my friends I couldn't make it to happy hour. Didn't tell them it's because I want to sit around sans pants and eat cheese for a while."
"All my jokes are lost baggage... You'll get them in a couple days"
"Look ma no friends"
"Why should you never disturb a mirror? Because they are always reflecting."
"What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette."