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Joke of the Day

"When I hear teenagers talk I wonder why there's not a high school class dedicated to learning the definition of the word ""literally"""

"I find it Hillaryous that the presidential candidates this year are so horrible. I wonder if either of them will pull out their Trump card to guarantee that win though."

"Hey baby, is that a gun in my pocket? Get in the van."

"I always wondered why my girlfriend's ex had his fist clenched when he saw me with her. Then it hit me."

"What did the man say to the suffocating clown? You've got to be choking"

"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You poke 'em on!"

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !"

"How do you spell socks in Spanish? Eso si que es."

"How much do pirates pay to get an earring? A Buccaneer."

"request for a new client, your honor, i think this one's guilty"