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Joke of the Day

"How much do pirates pay to get an earring? A Buccaneer."

"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky."

"""McDonald's sales soar thanks to all day breakfast"" In unrelated news toilet paper stocks have risen and plumber businesses have been unable to keep up with demands for work."

"I heard laughter is the best medicine, so I went to the local hospital, found some cancer patients, and laughed at them."

"What do you call an ""Asian"" that loves using moisturizer? Laotian."

"was thinking i would go away this easter. figured i would just hang around instead. its what jesus would have done"

"I was fooling around with my new Roomba... I guess you could call it nice, clean fun."

"What has four wheels and flies ? A rubbish bin !"

"How do you tell the circumference of a pecan Pecan pi"

"I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think... Is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to?"