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Joke of the Day

"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is always a mouthful."

"Why Does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients."

"idk about you but I still remember what I was doing when I found out Kennedy had been shot: sitting at home, reading the JFK Wikipedia page"

"Work tip: if you're going to ask your boss if you can ""work from home"", don't use air quotes."

"Guy: Police, yeah there's this black kid harassing a homeless person. Police: You had me at black"

"You know it's a crazy party when the toilets smell less of puke than the dancefloor."

"What does someone do after they eat too much bacon? They go hog wild"

"What's the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? The hooker will stop screwing you after you're dead."

"What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer."

"Did you hear about the new bolt the apple company made? The eye bolt"