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Joke of the Day

"Why Does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients."

"What do you call an attractive ghost butt that is at max poop capacity? Booootyfull"

"Breaking News ...A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt................. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche"

"Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman."

"What did the shirt say to the pants zipper? Your so fly man"

"It's colder than a well digger's ass."

"What do you call a midget with no teeth A gum job."

"*takes bite of food and immediately spits it out in disgust* What the?! Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer"

"The life of a Dick. A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."

"I almost did this stupid thing at work where I think for myself."