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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? The hooker will stop screwing you after you're dead."

"We're expecting 12 inches tomorrow night. Well played, Black History Month. Well played."

"Parallel lines have so much in common... Its a shame they'll never meet."

"Virginity Dad: You stole my daughter's Virginity! Man: Sorry sir, Won't happen again!"

"Princess Dianna had dandruff They found her head and shoulders in the glovebox."

"Missed connection: you were washing your car in a bathing suit. I rode past your house 78 times. You threw a rock at me."

"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? Wipes his ass."

"Old MacDonald had a very bad Scrabble hand... E-I-E-I-O."

"I would tell a joke about chris brown and rihanna But i always forget the punch line"

"What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher chocolates have in common? They both come in a posh box"