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Joke of the Day
"You know it's a crazy party when the toilets smell less of puke than the dancefloor."
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"Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail? It's pretty much a downward spiral."
"So I accidentally called my teacher 'mommy' yesterday... Now she knows exactly what kind of porn I'm into."
"Have you seen the current remake of the movie ""Cape Fear""? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is while watching the movie whom do you root for?"
"I started dating this girl online who says she's from Turkey but I'm starting to doubt her. It was definitely Instant-bull."
"Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort? Because of his hex appeal."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster who got breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot? It's a tie."
"What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....? They work it out with a pencil!"
"The farmer's wife just ran off with a farm equipment salesman. She wrote him a John Deere letter."