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Joke of the Day

"4-year-old: Are hot dogs made from real dogs? Me: Would you eat them if they were? 4: No! Me: 4: Unless I had ketchup."

"whenever i watch the tv show Friends, i imagine im the seventh friend, Dirk, who just stays home while all his friends do stuff without him"

"My orgies are like the Special Olympics... There's lots of drooling and everyone is a winner."

"All my life, I thought air was free... ... until I bought a bag of crisps!"

"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it"

"A study was just published that shark attacks happen most often in water. Now I have to worry about the ones that occur elsewhere."

"What was Lincoln's worst decision as President? He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth"

"An opinion without 3.14 Is just an onion... DEEP"

"What do you call a black dinosaur? TYRONE-ASAURUS REX! I made this joke up in like middle school I think."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ? Almond the side of the law ! Kn"