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Joke of the Day
"A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert."
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"I'm drunk and ready to get retarded! Wait, that's not politically correct. I'm soberly-challenged and ready to get retarded!"
"The human cannonball informs the circus manager that he plans to retire at the end of season. The distraught manager protests ""Where am I going to find another employee of your caliber?"""
"HEY,,,I've already lined up an auctioneer to read my eulogy...... No one likes drawn out funerals.... You're welcome."
"What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl? Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!"
"Never trust a stairwell. Every time you turn around, it's a new story!"
"What do toys and boobs have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them!"
"Beyonce is a great actress because there is no way she has the time or energy to have the kind of sex she sings about."
"What did Paul Walker say after filiming the car chase scene?"
"I like my cigarettes like my Instagram. \#nofilter Edit: learned formatting"