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Joke of the Day
"I have beiber fever; every time i hear about him i get sick."
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"Lil Johnny: ""Dad I lost my virginity las night!"" Dad: ""I am proud of you son, come sit next to me and tell me how it went."" Lil Johnny: ""I can't sit right now, my butt still hurts"""
"[fire] EVERYONE REMAIN CALM. Use the stairs. DO NOT use the elevators. We're on the 12th floor... *sigh* I guess I'm dying in a fire."
"A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers. He looks at the bar tender and says ""Five drinks please."""
"If Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are on a boat together, and it sinks, who survives? America"
"Here is a really bad joke feminism"
"A frog goes to his doctor, the doctor says ""I'm afraid you're going to croak very soon."" the frog enjoys the joke and makes peace with death"
"Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide"
"*eye of the tiger starts to play as I trip & fall down the stairs"
"I scream. You scream. We all scream. ISIS laughs."