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Joke of the Day

"What's the best response when someone wastes your time? Answers below please."

"""I'm still a virgin"" -theres plenty of fish in the sea ""Ur right. I'll find someone"" -no, I mean u should give up & be a lonely fisherman"

"A Vulture Boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons.The stewardess say,""I'm sorry but we only allow each passenger one carrrion."" joker"

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw"

"What do you call a Russian with Tourette's syndrome? Yukanol Fukov"

"A pickup line for people named Matt. ""Hey girl, you should sleep with me, my name's short for mattress."" (Just made it up today, please don't hate me.)"

"The easiest way to find out if a movie is on Netflix is to simply ask yourself ""do I want to see it?"" If you do, it's not on Netflix."

"What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom? Time to go to sweep."

"Why did the scarecrow get the job? Because he was out standing in his field."

"If Bernie Sanders gets elected, they should rename the White House the ""Sand Castle""."