221840

Joke of the Day

"Epic Tragedy Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."

"Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermoine went alone and got attacked by a troll."

"Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card? Cause she got a D"

"Q: What wobbles as it flies? A: A jelly-copter."

"TIL Lorena Bobbitts sister also tried to cut off her husband's penis. She missed and hit a major artery, almost killing him. She was charged with a misdeweiner."

"I hear the Pink Panther song when I sneak down the hall for a midnight snack.."

"A woman gets a C section What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section? There's not enough womb!"

"Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm."

"My pick-up line ""Hey girl are you a fallen angel? Because your face looks like it hit concrete."""

"Why does the KKK wear all white? Because they hate black, people!!!"