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Joke of the Day

"Epic Tragedy Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."

"Did you hear about Jared Fogle? He likes to eat a little *too* fresh."

"3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table."

"What are 8 Hobbits? One hobbyte."

"What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun? A shooting star"

"Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything."

"A racist, a womanizer, and a rapist walked into a bar... ...the bartender says ""how may I help you, Mr. President?"""

"A stallion with a smoking habit kidnaps hookers. So basically a hoarse horse hoards whores."

"Why does Ganondorf hate reddit Because it has too many links! (I'll show myself out :) )"

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old. -I saw this on twitter today and laughed, so I thought I would share."