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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Russian with Tourette's syndrome? Yukanol Fukov"
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"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist!"
"How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away."
"What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung? The guardians of the galaxy!"
"What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion? Well, the cross was a big plus"
"Call your son Jack So you can drop your wife and Jack off every morning. (Actually heard a friend said that)"
"Some say the quickest way to mans heart is food. As an experienced heart surgeon, I disagree... It's sex."
"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar Barman says ""not you two again"""
"What is irony? When the last person you want to see is the last person you see."
"[walking quickly past the old lady I just held the door open for] this doesn't mean you can order before me"