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Joke of the Day

"A Vulture Boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons.The stewardess say,""I'm sorry but we only allow each passenger one carrrion."" joker"

"Be careful when you buy stuff from Ebay . My friend ordered a penis enlarger from ebay. Those bitches sent him a magnifying glass :P"

"I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in most department stores, so I wouldn't read too much into it."

"I'm like the weatherman and all this snow lately... ...always telling them it's going to be 12 inches but really only giving them 2."

"What do you call a musical sheep group? An Alcapelca... yeah that was bad.. sorry world.."

"""pew, pew, pew!"" -me, pointing out seating options in a church"

"So i worked at the USPS...I'm apparently not the ""man"" for the..... the sub its named for."

"Why does Bono never get any mail? He lives on a street with no name."

"I was worried my circle jerk wouldn't go as planned... but in the end everyone came together."

"Some crazy Spanish lady just killed a passenger simply because of the way he chose to travel... It was a loco motive."