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Joke of the Day
"What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom? Time to go to sweep."
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"What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs? His horse Marengo"
"You know that awesome feeling when you finally understand a word problem in math class? Me neither."
"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his cock out of the chicken"
"A little immature... Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No! You're a poo!"
"A Roman Walks into a Bar He holds up two fingers, and says ""'l'll Have 5 Beers Please"""
"Whoever said ""Just showing up is half the battle"" (a) didn't understand battles and (b) probably died quickly after showing up."
"what do you call a baby donkey in spanish? a burrito."
"ME: so what do you do GUY: I'm an oral surgeon ME: *imagining him doing heart surgery with just his mouth* wow I bet you're a helluva kisser"
"Sherlock and Watson are filling in their college application. Watson: Sherlock? Why have you skipped writing this essay? Sherlock: It's supplementary my dear Watson"