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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow get the job? Because he was out standing in his field."
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"Spider-Man Spider-Man Does whatever a spider can Spins a web Any size Catches thieves Eats those guys Hey wait Don't do that Spider-Man"
"Why are black people fast runners? They have 3 long strong legs."
"I hate One Direction fans... Oscillating ones cool down a room much better."
"How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh? Ten tickles"
"Me: I found this in the fridge with your name on it. Are you gonna eat it? CW: That's my stapler Me: You didn't answer my question"
"New Horizons probe discovers trees on Pluto! Reporters asked ""how can you tell?"" And NASA said ""from the bark, you dummies!"""
"Never look back. If Cinderella went back to pick up her shoe, she wouldn't have become a princess."
"Today in 1949, Bruce Springsteen was born. He became ""The Boss"" after several years as ""The Assistant Regional Manager."""
"What do you call a group of Amish children? Amlets. (I'll see myself out)"