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Joke of the Day
"If Bernie Sanders gets elected, they should rename the White House the ""Sand Castle""."
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"This guy on the subway has piercings on both sides of his neck. Mary Shelley would be so proud of her modern influence."
"Here's a long joke.. Trumps candidacy"
"What's your best haiku?"
"[The Bachelor] Some of you will be getting roses tonight... [bee in the back] AW HELL YEAH"
"The rotation of the earth Really makes my day"
"How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a swimming pool."
"What's the worst part about eating out a grandma? Have you ever pulled apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"I just remembered the fuck outta The Alamo."
"I'm not allowed to watch Hoarders anymore because people say ""let it go"" too often and then I can't stop singing it, an autobiography."