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Joke of the Day
"Once I get the creative juices flowing, I realize how disgusting that really sounds."
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"Why does Trump like pressing apples in the fall? Because he likes to stick his hand in cider!"
"A Scotsman walks into a bar.... There is usually an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman, but they're all still in France :("
"How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy"
"Obesity doesn't run in your family - NO ONE runs in your family."
"""It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how you play the game."" -Losers"
"Why is history called His story? Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias."
"You can't trust a mule with an important task. They'll just half-ass it."
"Trump wants to appoint Ben Carson to the Department of Education, but I think he would do better in the FDA He can feed everyone with all of the grain in those pyramids."
"Guys love it when you rest your head on their shoulder at the movie theatre. Their girlfriends however... not so much."