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Joke of the Day

"A girl asked me whether I preferred breasts or thighs I replied , "" I prefer bubble butts and double D's"" Then I got kicked out of KFC."

"""They're looking for you."" ""Who is?"" ""These nuts"""

"I applied for a Cashier job at Wal-Mart the other day.. But they said that those 4 positions were already filled."

"[ Spelling bee ] Your word is Harry Potter Voldermort: Avada Kedavra!"

"A lot of the parents at my kids' school don't really seem into sharing a laugh about the inescapability of death."

"Why do Cows have Hooves instead of Feet? Because they Lac-Tose."

"Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."

"Start here. Now go to that side. Back to this side. that side again. now this side ok that side this side 1 more time now front (bed making)"

"What is the most painful Russian dance? Tchaikovsky's *The Nutcracker*."

"""If you have any questions, just ask. My door is always open."" said the boss at my new job. ""Why do you need a door then?"" I asked him."