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Joke of the Day

"The wedding Joke American People - I am going on a blind date. Indian People - I am going on a blind wedding."

"So Batman skipped church... Call that a Christian Bale"

"ME: it's horrible. I would wish it on my worst enemy GUY: you mean *wouldn't* ME: hahahahahaha you're sweet"

"What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a scottish shepard? One says "" Hey you get off my cloud"", and the other says ""Hey McCloud get off my ewe!"""

"What does Jared and a piece of jewelery have in common? They both come in small packages"

"Hi, welcome to Necrophiliac Club. Who wants a cold one?"

"What does the dead comedian cook with? Deadpan"

"What does a buff zombie want? Gaaaaaaaiiiinnnnnnnnnssssss."

"""I love it when we finish each other."" ""You mean: other's sentences?"" ""No."""

"Q. What's the difference between 'weather' and 'climate'? A. You can 't 'weather' a tree but you can 'climate'!"