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Joke of the Day

"My great grandma started to giggle at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny she said "" everyone here is alive because I got laid ""."

"Did you hear the guy who wrote the Friends theme song committed suicide? No one told him life was gonna be this way."

"How do you blindfold a chinese person... you put a floss over their eyes."

"My rear view mirror broke off. No biggie, I'll just put one of my contact lenses in backwards."

"What can run out before you've had a chance to use it? Slaves."

"What questioned started the Holocaust? What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"

"My mom's so pessimistic... If there was an Olympics for pessimism ... she wouldn't fancy her chances."

"What happened when the sausage came in first? An announcer said, ""Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"""

"A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. ""Have you had any bites?"" asked the second man. ""Yes lots"" replied the first one ""but they were all mosquitoes."""

"The richest black man in NYC has got to be Duane Reade."