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Joke of the Day
"What is the most popular novel in Mexico? Tequila mocking bird"
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"A lot of people think the medical drama ""House"" is funny.... but I think it Hugh-Laurie-ious!"
"I hate fucking faggots I love faggots fucking me, though."
"Egg and a sausage sizzling away in a frying pan The egg says ""fuck me its hot in here"". The sausage goes ""fuck me, a talking egg!"""
"What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated? A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless"
"Which wrestler's weakness is the rain? Dwayne Johnson"
"i before e except after c Great, now how am I supposed to spell ""ice"" again?"
"My friend has a compulsion to eat everything in sight, and as a result, he's put on a lot of weight... You might say he suffers from OBCD."
"A deaf guy walks into a bar... A deaf guy walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here."" Deaf guy says, ""I'll have a beer."""
"My girlfriend is the square root of -100 Perfect 10, but imaginary"