123487

Joke of the Day

"What happens when breed a shark and snowman? You get a frostbite!"

Next Joke
 
"If the Powerball has taught me anything, it's how to turn $200 into $4."
"Guess what? Chicken Butt."
"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were on a boat, who would survive? Answer: America"
"What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars? The Cat in the AT-AT"
"I support traditional marriage between a man and one of his own ribs."
"You called me ""muffin""....did you mean blueberry or chocolate chip?"
"I told my chef wife that if she were to leave me... please leave me one of your incredible cupcakes. She replied...""I won't dessert you."""
"DMX is in jail Because X didn't give it to them."
"Still waiting for the FedEx joke? OP didn't deliver."