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Joke of the Day

"DMX is in jail Because X didn't give it to them."

"My girlfriend calls me Ronda Rousey Because I only last 45 seconds in the ring."

"If your parents, your boss, and three of your friends invite you to a party at a clinic its a trap"

"I told Leonardo DiCaprio a joke about an Oscar He didn't get it."

"Husband: ""Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?"" Wife: ""Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce Shall we go out and have a cake'!"""

"What do women and modern computers have in common? Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy"

"*deathbed* All that time wasted. When I could have been *looks at family* getting down to this... sick... beat *dies* *widow rolls eyes*"

"Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it though. Every time he turns a corner the tires squeal"

"Fun fact: Did you know that HIV is Roman for 'high five'? Pass it on - or, rather, don't."

"Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo."