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Joke of the Day

"I told my chef wife that if she were to leave me... please leave me one of your incredible cupcakes. She replied...""I won't dessert you."""

"From my 8 year old: What's brown and rhymes with poop? Snoop Dogg"

"Why is Jesus terrible in bed? Because it takes three days for him to rise again, and two thousand years to come twice."

"How do you become a millionaire overnight? Start off a billionaire then make a bunch of bad investments."

"Whats the best part of having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."

"What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"The reason that I'm not a superstitious person... ...I think that if you believe in superstition that it'll only bring you bad luck."

"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was ""a-salted."""

"Just came up with.. Q: How do pirates like their jigsaws? A: In pieces of eight."

"How do you call a USB stick in Russia? A put-in"