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Joke of the Day
"I support traditional marriage between a man and one of his own ribs."
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"Last month, I asked my dad if I could get a tattoo. He told me to get it somewhere that didn't matter, so I got it done in Oklahoma."
"[on deathbed] ""Tell my Wif... *cough*"" Yes? Tell her what? ""Tell my Wifi provider their broadband speeds were moderate at best"" [dies]"
"We take it for granted today, but a single Dorito has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400s would get in his whole lifetime."
"I saved a bunch of money on car insurance By switching to reverse and fleeing the scene"
"Next time you're having a bad day just remember that alligators spend their whole lives looking like they're trying to do a push-up."
"What do you call a porpoise that acts like a Nazi? Adolfin'"
"Whats the difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scottish man The Rolling Stone says, ""Hey you, get off of my cloud."" and the Scottish man says, ""Hey McLeod get off of my ewe."""
"I know it's a tetherball pole in a public park. But, where else can I practice my sweet, sexy dance moves on a Sunday morning?"
"You're either a dog person or a non person."