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Joke of the Day
"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were on a boat, who would survive? Answer: America"
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"How will Donald Trump decide which ones to deport? By separating the good Juans from the bad Juans!"
"What's small and got 7 dents in it? Snow White's cherry"
"Breasts are like beer... Men may state a preference, but we'll take whatever's on tap."
"Those luxury car ads with a sexy couple zigzagging through the hills should really end with the passenger puking on the side of the road."
"In South America, how many women get waxed per year? A Brazilian."
"Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks."
"What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline? I'll tell you tomorrow"
"Why Didn't the Jew Score Another Date with the Asian Girl? Hebrew it."
"How do you know when your sister is on her period? (NSFW) Your dad's dick tastes like blood."